How to write a Rap/House/Disco song

How to write a Rap/House/Disco song

LYRICS:

Simply take one word or phrase from each of the three columns below, in
order to make one line. Repeat randomly four times. Repeat process
again twice to make chorus. Repeat last line 17 times. Don't worry if
they don't make sense.
Column 1 Column 2 Column 3

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Move it Triple Beat The City Streets
Get Up Body Heat You'll be Humpin
Pump It Up Feel the Beat Before the Night is Over
Get Down Get Around Shake your Meat
Shake it The Joint Is Jumpin Bustin Loose
Pump the Jam Feet are Stompin Disco Heat

BACKBEAT:

Program a drum machine in neverending 4/4 time. Add occasional snare.

BODY:

Add monotonous bass in one key. Overlay with punchy sounding synth.
Get previously unknown singer to talk the lyrics so as not to test the
range of the vocal chords.

PRODUCTION:

Put above ingredients together on master tape. Press discs. Give the
label a suitably techno-funk sounding name, like "Mixmastermeatbeaters".
Sell 5 million copies to unsuspecting public. Win MTV Award.

The sad thing is the public will *think* you've been creative...

Below is a sample composition guaranteed to make megabucks:

"Get down" by Mixmastermeatbeaters

Get down the joint is jumpin' you'll be humpin'
Shake it feet are stompin' in the city streets
Pump the jam feel the beat with disco heat
Move it get around 'til the night is over

(chorus)
Get down to triple beat shake your meat
Pump it up get around in the city streets

Pump the jam to triple beat you'll be humpin'
Shake it get body heat 'til the night is over
Get up the joint is jumpin' you'll be humpin'
Pump it up feet are stompin' I'm bustin loose

(chorus)
Get down to triple beat shake your meat
Pump it up get around in the city streets

Pump it up get around in the city streets
Pump it up get around in the city streets
Pump it up get around in the city streets
etc..

John :)